Monday, August 5, 2013

孩子们,要不要在学校厕所里吃午餐?




                                                                    


这所学校的校长脑袋里装的是什么逻辑以致他有这种想法。他应该被吊起来被毒打一番。慕尤丁,你有什么话要说?



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小插曲



又没有发觉最近我们的首相好像很安静?


总检察司被责怪选择性检控。

依布拉欣阿里坦言要教皇大使离开我们的国家。

土权和Jati(?)没有适时通知警方的情形下游行,而且还到处散播恐慌和混乱,制造宗教和民族间的紧张情绪。


我们国家的首领针对这些事做了些什么?什么都没有!


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反对党在国会里问政开始越来越像年度稽查报告一样,一大堆令人咋舌的爆料,但是答案就像沙漠里的雨水一样少,而且没有跟进。欢迎来到马来西亚。(点击这里


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我们终于知道即使国内发生了那么多事,纳吉还可以这么安静的原因。原来他又跑去当圣诞老人。

                                                                
 


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哈哈。。。你们以为可以抵制星报,对吗?他们才刚写了一则关于肥胖族群,是人看了都会发火的文章。内容是肥胖的坏处,但是却写得荒谬,超级无敌烂透到到极点。之后这位名为Tee Lin Say的作者被愤怒的读者痛批,这也无形中炒热了星报的销售量。怎样,你吹吗?


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这个标题我左看右看都觉得不对劲。(点击这里


莎菲有信心钉死安华。我只需要23个小时。


他要钉安华?只需23小时?这个标题真的令人有很多遐想和画面。嘻嘻。



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Thursday, August 1, 2013

小插曲


我在等哪一天纳吉突然说,我都说过改变不一定会带来好处。你们说要废除内安法令和紧急法令,就因为我们爱护人民,所以我们答应了。哪你看!这些原本被我们用这些法令关在牢里的人已经释放出来,现在到处乱跑,到处乱抢!你让我们恢复这些法令,我们保证你不再有罪案,包你们高枕无忧。

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交通部似乎已经下令要亚航重新评估他们空姐的制服,以便能反映马来西亚文化。身为马来西亚人,我说除非你们能够提出一个所谓马来西亚文化的合适定义,不然的话,交通部应该闭上他们的鸟嘴,把他们说过的东西丢进垃圾桶。


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内政部长扎益可以说是公开的叫纳吉去吃自己(点击这里)。谁会是下一位要吃自己的人呢?可怜的纳吉,前方的路可真是坎坷啊!我帮你,你帮我。现在谁会帮他?他现在会不会抱着罗斯玛的爆炸头哭泣呢?


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如果一宗案件对你有嫌疑的话,警方会调查。如果你真的有罪的话,你就会被丢进监牢,这是我们一般的见解。错!我们的内政部长和警队有不同的做法。他们宁愿。。。1)你有嫌疑 2)警方会把你带走,丢你进牢 3)他们(警方或是其他人)有空就会调查 4)你幸运的话,你就会坐牢,反正可以扣掉之前的扣留日期。这就是马来西亚方式!


姑且看看这些新法令提呈上国会后,随之而来的是怎样的辩论。请你们随时跟进最新消息,这些法令以后可能会影响到你和你挚爱的人。(点击这里


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与其争斗,不如教导什么是伊斯兰。

今年听到最好的一句话。什么宗教都可以运用的一句话。


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内政部长说,近期的犯罪率有很多都是在紧急法令废除后释放出来的前扣留犯所干下的。呃。。。你的重点是??


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我差点就忘记了这个尴尬的事实点击这里)。我们的政府宣布在13届大选前宣布,自从纳吉在2009年实施了政府转型计划后,我国的犯罪率已经减少了26.8%。国阵政府更说我国在东南亚是治安会好的国家。比新加坡,香港,甚至于英国和美国更好。哇哈!!太好了!!想问问你,你最近几时被打抢?


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周五趣事

请你们告诉我,这些事值得我们骄傲吗?我们马来西亚人真的有过人的幻觉。首先,体育部长凯里家遭爆窃,然后我朋友手提被扒手抢走,回家后惊觉家里遭小偷。昨天,有个丹斯里在诊所开枪射杀企图打枪的凶徒。那么多治安问题,然而你的政府却告诉你这只是你们的幻觉而已。犯罪率已经降低了嘛!只是你们不相信而已。哈哈,真的是见他妈的大头鬼!
          

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马来西亚已经逐渐成为世界人眼里的笑话。除了马来西亚,你在世界任何一个角落那里可以找到露天食肆有保安人员的呢?那些在小岛邻国的人看到后肯定会笑到连肺都吐出来,又或者他们不会再来这里消费,怕死嘛!新加坡海峡时报报导了这则新闻。



PETALING JAYA - Several restaurants in Kuala Lumpur and Selangor have hired armed guards following recent attacks on diners at eateries by robbers armed with parangs.

The spate of crime, including burglars who entered the bungalow of Youth and Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin in bright daylight last week, has led to debate on whether the repeal of an emergency law - that put criminal kingpins behind bars without going through the courts - had led to the more brazen acts.


The government in 2011 abolished the Emergency Ordinance (EO), as part of its reform programme after being pushed by Malaysian rights groups. Its abolition led to the release of 2,000 hardened criminals, including leaders of crime groups and gangsters, officials say.


The case of diners at restaurants in shophouses being hit by robbers late at night or in the wee hours of the morning began several months ago in KL and several Selangor suburbs.


In one case, eight parang-wielding men robbed customers and the restaurant owner of RM24,000 (S$9,600) in cash and mobile phones at 4am.


To avoid a similar fate, the South Sea Seafood Restaurant in Kampung Baru Subang, located just outside KL, has invested in extra security.


"It is an unusual and costly move for a restaurant but we feel that prevention is better than cure," said restaurant owner Terence Wong, 42.


"We had heard about restaurants being targeted by robbers so we decided to engage an armed guard a month ago."


The failure to hire such armed guards had proven to be costly for the owners of the Lala Chong Seafood Restaurant, which has two outlets.


Robbers armed with parangs hit its outlet at the upmarket Ara Damansara estate in April.


Manager Wong Thian Foh, 35, said the company had security personnel for its other restaurant but felt the one in Ara Damansara was safe as it was located in an upper-class neighbourhood.


"The Ara Damansara restaurant ended up being an easy target for robbers," he said. Since the incident, more security guards have been hired for both restaurants.


"We are also looking at arming all our security guards in spite of the added costs," said Mr Wong.


Added to this is the series of cases where criminals brought trucks to literally cart away bank teller machines in the early hours of the morning.


Special Task Force (Operations and Counter Terrorism) director Mohamad Fuzi Harun said police needed the preventive laws such as the EO as existing legal mechanisms were insufficient to put away hardened criminals.


Penang police chief Abdul Rahim Hanafi said intelligence reports showed that some of the released EO detainees had returned to a life of violent crime.



But sceptics of the EO said the law had been abused to arrest political opponents of the government, and it must not be used as a short cut for sloppy investigations to nail a criminal.


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内政部长说他们将会草拟新的条文取代旧的紧急法令。他的理由是什么?他说那些以前被紧急法令扣留过的人应该对日渐严重的犯罪率负上一部分责任。这位被控告打人的部长还说,紧急法令废除后,这些被释放的前扣留者被发现参与犯罪活动。他们打蛇随棍上,在他们以前活动频繁的地区继续张牙舞爪。他这段话除非又有东西遗漏,不然的话我想请问这位议员一个蠢问题。如果这些前扣留犯做坏事的话,为什么你们不去抓他们呢?哦,你不是很确定是他们干得是不是?那为什么用他们作借口来推出一些匪夷所思的条例呢?警方做了些什么?与其在国会里自掴巴掌,说一些愚蠢不实际的东西,不如去提高警方的效率,不是更好吗?


同样的报导里,这位危险部长说他们成立了一支特种部队来打击毒品交易和走私等等问题。如果这些扫毒组不是由州属或者区部的警察组成的话,请不要感到惊讶。


呵?不要感到惊讶?他在威胁谁啊?哎哟!我们选了这些人来管理国家,真的是死路一条。


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头条写道。。。丹斯里射杀持刀匪徒。丹斯里是什么?他的朋友叫他斯里或者是丹先生?


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